Sunday, 14 April 2013

10 Bizarre Things Apple Should Have Done With Their $100 Billion Surplus

10:
Establish a Lunar base and keep it running for 8.5years.


Costs: $35 Billion Initially
Then $7.35 Billion Annually













9: Buy all worldwide 63,000 apple employees a $1 Million Mansion.


















Also with a change for a couple of Bentleys each.







8: Go to McDonald and buy everyone a 2 Big Mac Meals, 1 Vanilla Ice Cream Cone and a Chocolate Chip Cookie.




7: Turn yourself into Tony Montana and buy one third of all the illegal drugs in the world.




6: Hire the entire Russian armed forces for 2 years.
Cost: $52.7 Billion
Use it for good or evil purposes.













5: Hire the rolling stones ($8 Million per night)
And make them play for every night for the next 34 years.




4: Donate it to the United Nations and end world hunger for over 3 years.
Cost: $30 Billion a year.














3: Buy 95,238,095,238 Hershey's Chocolate bars ($1.05 each)

Then melt them down and cover the whole of singapore in chocolate.
Also with enough chocolate rain left to cover Monaco 32 times over.




2: Buy all 32 NFL teams ($32 Billion)











All 30 MLB Teams ($15 Billion)











All 30 NBA Teams ($11 Billion)

















The 25 Most Valuable Soccer Clubs (13 Billion)













Cover the costs of all 12 Formula 1 teams for the next 5 years ($6 Billion)









And have enough money left to also host the Olympic Games ($16 Billion)



1: Attempt to Clone Steve Jobs.
It cost $75,000 per embryo and a success rate similar to Dolly the sheep. (1 in 277)
The attempt would produce over 4813 baby Steves.